NAZORK and Little Wars Melbourne

Little Wars is on in a fortnight!
Which means the NAZORK Monte Carlork Grand(ish) Prix is on in a fortnight!

The normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of thereThe normally quiet seaside town of Monte Carlork echoes to the thunderous raw of nitro-chewin' smoke-belchin' tyre-shreddin' squig-injectin' engines and the extremely amusing squeaky squeels of any grots who get in the way. NAZORK (Nazgrub's Awesomely Zoomy Ork Racing Kars) is in town for the Monte Carlork Grandish Prix - the highlight of any Ork's calendar. Lap after lap of pulse-pounding excitement, erratic driving, wildly-aimed gunfire and, most importantly, spectacular firey crashes! So grab your oiler squig, strap into 2000 squig-power of death on wheels with a slim chance of there being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness! being a steering wheel attached somewhere, put the pedal to the metal and race for the ultimate glory of Gork or possibly Mork in the ultimate test of orkyness!

NAZORK uses a specially modified variant on the Warhammer 40,000 8th Edition rules to provide only the finest Orky racing shenanigans!  A newly expanded line up of racers includes the classic Warbuggies and Grot Tanks, plus newly added Wartrakks and Skorchas - all of which will be racing through the spectacular environs of Monte Carlork - aka Hampton Games Club's Portheim modular terrain set with the addition of such Orky landmarks as the Hotel Grunthos and Spannanut'z Garage!

Ishoo Wun-Ten: Orky Garage

Little Wars is fast approaching, so on with some more Orkness terrain which will be used for the Monte Carlork Grand(ish) Pricks! And what more useful building to a town in the grips of NAZORK madness than a garage? What indeed? How about an art deco garage which has been over run by orks?

Let us consult once more the oracle that is Grot with a knotted hanky on his head.

And there you have it Hippo Fans! If you don't have a spare miscast wartrakk to hand, fear not. I have made moulds of my wartrakks and have been casting them up as a way to save time on making a mighty horde of them. At some point I'm looking at making them available for sale, but there are some things which still need to be ironed out before that can happen.
Anyway, that's it once again. Keep an eye out for another MFH coming fairly soon, and probably some youtube updates as well.