Right. Time for some posed action shots of D'Haarphisthanis and Galvanic Riflemen!
|Sinister tribesmen pour from the trees!|
|The stalwart men of the Queen's Own Galvanic Rifle Corps stand ready.|
|Lieutenant Sir Percy Byshe Boshingtonn cries "Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes!"|
|The D'Haarphisthanis close their eyes in defence.|
|Inspector Ezra Crumpton arrives with Contables Hodge and Podge to investigate reports of a noisy disturbance in Hyde park.|
|"Come on, move along. Ain't you got homes to go to? Creating a major international incident in Hyde Park's against the law you know."|